1. Hit with sledgehammer.
2. Wait for november 5th and launch it into the sky.
3. Electrocute it.
4. Burial at sea.
5. Tie it in a chair and torture it.
7. Deep fat fryer.
8. Bury it in a time capsule with feargal sharkey.
9. Take it swimming.
10. Use as a portable toilet.
Just cant decide
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