Long story short, I had a Vigor modem that would always disconnect us from the internet throughout the day at random. We received two replacement modems, each defective. One day, my wife was so fed up that she went over to the neighbour's to check her email on his computer. They hit it off. I lost custody of my child. I lost my house, then the car and eventually I lost my £80k job as MD of a highly successful engineeing company.
Thanks a bunch Vigor.