I'm guessing you didn't get the humour in my post!
I have one, and it works. If it stops working as a VDSL modem, I'll but the OR brick in and use the FritzBox as a router, until AVM provide an update for it to work.
They're good boxes, although mine just rebooted itself for no reason (for the first time ever)!
ZeN Unlimited Fibre 2