So how long am I looking at for fibre? Days, weeks, months?!?!?
BT, like God, moves in mysterious ways their wonders to perform.
It's all market-driven, they want to make a few £££ for the Shareholders.
However, saying that, my Exchange (Newport Pagnell in Bucks) was enabled fairly early on and my village got FTTC a few months ago. Was one of the first connections to the Cabinet and it's a great improvement to the previous 1.5Mbps ADSL speed.
This Exchange is not exactly the centre of Empire, so there is hope for you yet.
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