Do You Know Roughly What Speed I'll Get From The Cabinet.
Depends whether your line goes straight to the cabinet or takes a more indirect route:
Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode,
The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.
A reeling road, a rolling road, that rambles round the shire,
And after him the parson ran, the sexton and the squire;
A merry road, a mazy road, and such as we did tread
The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head.
Applies to BT as well, I'm afraid.
Sweet Thames, run softly till I end my song,
Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long.