I kind of hoped BT Group was getting too big to be taken over.
Nothing is too big to be taken over in our global-facing Britain! We've flogged our railways, our power supplies, our fisheries, our water suppliers, our airports, our docks, our football teams, so why stop at telecoms?
Only the MPs and the Royal Family are safe ... hold on. Those nice folk in Quatar, having bought the World Cup, have slipped us a few £million to rebuild the Castle of Mey, one of the Windsors' Scottish pads. Our next lot is Buck House? Surely not?