No, you are a troll because you can onto an Apple forum with no other purpose than to provoke a reaction with a tediously load of half-wittery that has been done to death here and in a million other places.

Now get back under your bridge.

1 ((You admire the *sheer brilliance of said products, like a Magpie to a gloriously shiny, glassed trinket.

They are the most beautiful, *wonderful objects - nay - objets du grand désir!

They even make men moist.

Edited to add:
[1]* [x2] - They'll do (I s'pose). **"Yea shall ALL bathe in My magnificence! My glory! My EVERYTHING!!"
[2]** Quote taken fron from H.I..M. (His Infernal Majesty) {Steven-}. ;~{>
[3]*** Above quote taken from the Imaginarium Of The Dork Maestro (NOT ME!!).
[4]**** H.I.M (His.Infernal.Majesty) isn't the name of the 'nickname' of an OS Manufacturer, but if it WAS, it would probably be the most appropriate nickname in the World!?
[5]***** "the power of GATES may just compel you...(but it's doubtful)"
[6]****** "Yes Right, the power of FreeOS compels YOU right BACK!!...(and it prolly won't cost you...).
[7]******* Pah, the lot of yo..//u.. the power of TWEAKS compels you <Guest_How many to win Mars Bar!>

Edited by Guest_Again (Fri 26-Aug-11 18:27:03)