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Standard User baby_frogmella
(committed) Fri 14-Oct-11 14:05:45
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Siri


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Oh dear...seems Siri has an attitude problem grin

http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/

(been ok with me so far though)

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Standard User baby_frogmella
(committed) Fri 14-Oct-11 14:09:10
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Re: Siri


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Best one so far has to be:

Q: I need to hide a body

A: What kind of place are your looking for?
reservoirs
metal foundries
mines
swamps
dumps

LOL

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Standard User TheHorseman
(knowledge is power) Sat 15-Oct-11 18:09:04
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I tried the 'Open the pod bay doors' the response was 'sigh' grin

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Standard User micksharpe
(eat-sleep-adslguide) Sat 15-Oct-11 18:12:45
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In reply to a post by TheHorseman:
I tried the 'Open the pod bay doors' the response was 'sigh' grin
What! Not 'Beam me up, Scotty?' shocked

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Standard User 5km
(knowledge is power) Sat 15-Oct-11 18:59:28
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Any one cracked Siri to work on the 'now old defunked' iPhone 4?

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Standard User BatBoy
(legend) Sat 15-Oct-11 20:35:04
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http://cydiahelp.com/yes-youll-be-able-to-enable-sir...



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Standard User Kaoshan
(committed) Sat 15-Oct-11 21:47:24
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Out if interest I tried these on my 4S

"Beam me up, Scotty?" got the response "Stand still".

"Open the pod bay doors" got the response "I can't do that myname"

For non-geographic questions Siri gives some surprisingly intuitive answers. It is very US-centric for location type questions such as "Where is my nearest coffee shop" etc.
Standard User colic
(fountain of knowledge) Sat 15-Oct-11 22:19:32
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Being drunk in charge of my iphone 4s tonight was going to lead to some probing questions!


Q: What is the best Iphone porn
A: The one you are holding

Think siri ignored the last bit!
Standard User baby_frogmella
(committed) Sun 16-Oct-11 05:24:37
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Re: Siri


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Watch Two Siris Confuse the Hell Out of Each Other grin

http://gizmodo.com/5849962/watch-two-siris-confuse-t...

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Standard User goldenoldie
(knowledge is power) Sun 16-Oct-11 16:21:48
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Can't beat that one - but this has happened to someone I know.

He's got his new iPhone - and he is a Yank - living in the UK

So set it up for British English

Asked Siri something and was told that siri could not understand and would he please change his version of English

he did

asked the same question again and was informed that his version of English was not the correct one for his country - would he please change his version of English to the one for his country

He , in disgust changed it to Australian English - siri NOT pleased

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