I usually have a wee bit of fun with them
just depends how I feel when they ring.
Usually goes along these lines :-
This is John from the Computer maintenance company
Maaaaaam - we have been having reports that you have some problems with your windoze computer
Would you please switch it on
So we can help you
We can tell you why you are having problems.
When did it tell you I was having problems ?
Strange - it's not been switched on for the last three months !
Phone is hung up on me.
Did I do something wrong ?
If a thing ain't broke --- DON'T FIX IT
Experienced in making a mess of things
MacBook Pro on OSX 10.7.3 ,Belkin N Wireless Router , [ sssh - and a PC wired lappy using XP Pro ] all on Virginmedia