Haven't used COBOL in years, but the manual comes in handy for a door stop / attention projectile / anti-cat device
I'm on MAX with an Attn of 59

it's taken about 6 weeks for me to get a BRAS profile, lots of interference on the line, probably from the building work that's still going on in Grange Park. I can sync in the low 2500 BRAS profile range, but due to the noise (and next doors jogging machine) I've got a 2000 profile

but at least it's better than the 1mbit I used to have, so I'm happy. Gives me the opportunity to play with the technology and the 585 / DMT as well. The 585 is great, although I've not compared it to my Billion 7402 yet. I was waiting until I got a profile before mucking around with that, but the 585 holds sync AND I can use the 'net when the SNR drops as low as 1.5 - 2.5. Get lots of FEC errors but it doesn't interfere with "normal" browsing and email usage, HTTP / FTP downloads work ok too (ok it's a bit slower).
The whole of Grange Park was on TPON until a couple of years ago when BT put the copper overlay on, which was nice of them.
Pipex
Nildram
Now -> UKFSN
Hardingstone (Grange Park)