And the divide did groweth, and the poor fowkes of thine rural hamlets did ask of the Lord God BT,
"Did thine rural subscribers offend thee?"
and the Lord God BT turned and said to its children,
"Cough up thy billions of dosh and dubloons, and thou shall have FTTC on the morrow."
and the townsfolk did rejoice with much mirth and giggling.
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