Plan A in to action, leave O2 sign up to Sky (Talk and BB) ready for their fibre rollout next month.........wait for it.........suddenly I'm unable to get FTTC according to BT's checker. I know their address checker is flaky but it seems that because Sky now supply telephone line I have fallen off the radar. I know I'm on cabinet 48 (openreach wireman confirmed that while his head was in cabinet) and doing a check on both my adjacent neighbours that they can get fibre.
BT please update your databases.
Tip: Never kiss yer Granny while she's shaving!