Personally i cant see what all the fuss is about, you have had it too good for so long.
Let me rephrase that, your upload is/was far better than i was able to achieve as download for over 11 years. Hope you have many more years of suffering now the boots on the other foot.
13 months ago i was told by the first FTTC installer, the worst areas were being done first, his words! Looks like your in a good area you will have to wait.