Openreach once again left out my exchange Cuckoo Oak. Will never get FTTP for rest of my lifetime now. I get used to it now.
I'm sure I saw a leaked internal document from them stating Cuckoo Oak exchange must be left until every other exchange in the UK has been done. 
You've misremembered. Cuckoo Oak is to stay on copper & PSTN as a living 'heritage exchange'. Some lines are to be moved over onto a retrofitted Strowger exchange switch, currently held in preservation by BT Group.
Prestel is going to be offered again, but DSL services will remain overlaid on the old network so the government's USO can still be met.
The Rotary Telephone Club is hopeful that many of those who'll be connected to a Strowger exchange switch will take advantage of the opportunity to (re-)acquire a rotary telephone.and enjoy a calmer pace of communications in Cuckoo Oak.