Think i would rather suffer duke puke em forever 
Actually. Not far wrong there. I was mortified though I really miss the commander mode they had on BF2. Wouldn't it be great if you could actually get real (online) people doing what you want though. It's hard enough finding a squad that actually stays together 5 minutes.
My ideal job in life would be supreme dictator or something like that. I'd command armies. All people would do my bidding and they'd be too afraid not to. Bliss. Just call me Saddam Spooksein.