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Dear Mr Magoo
With reference to your letter dated December 6th.
It is with great regret that I have to inform you that your charade professional involvement at this club has now officially come to an end.
Yourself and Mr Swan were in fact only back room staff that brought nothing to the table and the both of you skipping smugly off into the distance holding hands, is technically I feel, the best thing for the club going forward. I'd like to thank you for the long and productive time you spent with us, but it was in fact neither long, nor particularly productive. The acquisition of up and coming driver Mr. J. Orkilla, alongside the mysterious and enigmatic (some call himTthe Stig) R. Ebeldiamonds, means your services are no longer required.
Here at oooosh! we don't envisage the need for moped or agricultural professionals to arise n the future, but rest assured if it does, don't call us, we'll call you (not).
Yours sincerely
Nelly Thebigdog
Team Principal oooosh! racing
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