His wife won't let him!
Sorry! She needs putting in her place.
He needs to remind her that the Television aerial feed is drilled through walls - and without that she could not watch: East Enders, Casualty, Coronation Street, CrossRoads, Emmerdale, Home and Away, X factor, Britain's Wives have no talent &c AND that without the holes drilled to put a phone into the house she could not spend hours gossiping to her mum, sisters, friends &c
Why do women have this strange aversion to putting a small cable in place to make everything easier? And why do so many men just accept it?
M H C
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