Id love to get a call from (fake) Microsoft so i could play along with them for a laugh
Best fun I had was when the call center guy was as follows :-
CC: Are you at your computer?
CC: Can you press Windows flag key and R at the same time?
CC: What do you see on your monitor?
} Until CC: Is your computer turned on?
Me: No, get lost you scammer.
The repeat section went on for about 10 minutes with pauses at various time where I could hear the CC person asking other people what to do.
Line: Length 250 metres
Modem router: Netgear D6400 + LinkSys wg54g [dd-wrt]
= Down 19418 kbps Up 1019 kbps
WBC 20Mbps Down: 22010 kbps Up: 1019 kbps
ADSLMax 8Mbps Down: 8128 kbps Up: 448 kbps