
Not guilty, yer 'onour.
You must be tired, as normally you would have picked up the light-hearted nature of "It isn't!

". I expected an acknowledgment in the same vein. Instead I got what appeared to be a serious question so tried to answer it.
Anyway - as you say, irrelevant.
I think it fairly likely that, for whatever reason, the OP is on a 40/2Mbps connection, which the BT speed test asked for by yarwell and repeated by me with a more obvious link should prove or disprove. Until the OP returns with that there is nothing to be done.
The main thread on the subject of VDSL2 routers is
this one. You don't appear to have visited it. There are a couple of other minor ones around somewhere.
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