Maybe I am the chosen and BT would offer this deal only to me?

HAHA! You crack me up.

Ah, so you made an empty statement

Oh yeah I meant to say earlier, I was online with a 14.4k modem back in the days. We moved to the internet around 1996 from BBS costing us addicts £1000s per quarter in phone bills. I still believe it was worth the money!

HAHA. I was on the internet before you. LOL!

You make me laugh.

Thanks. Looking forward to your suggestions! Have a good night.

Al that time and you still haven't learned a thing about it.

What makes you think I wasn't there from my PDP 11 in 1982?

I'm sometimes unable to remember what I did 10 seconds ago.

I know you couldn't have been because it isn't in your signature. HAHAHA!

I'm intrigued by your posts.
As an outside, impartial observer, it is clear that the tone of YOUR emails is provocative and rude.
People on here want to help - Bob (RobertoS) has gone out of his way to understand you, along with XraySpex and others: the problem is twofold i.e. you not making yourself very clear, and secondly, you take umbrage when others ask more of you.
Many of us over the years have valued the responses from other members, ESPECIALLY Bob, Mr Saffron and others whose knowledge is often greater than our own.
Be a little more generous of spirit, and don't be childish when people ask more of you.
The TBB pages are free - we all value them - so if you feel offended or wounded, without good cause, then perhaps you might look elsewhere for an answer to your problems.
As I say, I am impartial, but I can't, easily, stand by and let you show YOUR ingratitude by being rude!
Les.

Thank you for your confirmation of my impressions of the OP. You have it exactly right.

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