Bob you are a BT hating bore.
Please find something else to do with your life 
He tried, but kept getting rejected.
I think his last job application was to the recruitment office for the new OR FTTC installation engineers. A major part of his CV was about his considerable experience with Kevlar, so he would be good at installing the fibre spines.
Maybe that particular rejection is the cause of the hate.
My broadband basic info/help site - www.robertos.me.uk
Domains,website and mail hosting - Tsohost.
Connection - Plusnet Extra Fibre (FTTC). Sync ~ 56.0/13.9Mbps @ 600m.
"Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant." - Jean-Antoine Petit-Senn.
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