Alright, I've finally received a human response from Openreach after many months of being ignored. This is what their response reads:
We are expecting, all being well, that you should be able to order fibre broadband 24th October 2016 or it might take longer time.
We apologise not able to advise you the actual time because this project is still under the process.
Your date may have slipped because , we often find unforeseen challenges and complexities that we simply couldn�t plan for. These may need either more time to work around or a different solution altogether. Our published dates in most cases are accurate however, because of the above, unfortunately they can move. We strive to share as much information as we possibly can to help you to make your choices as much as possible.
I am sorry there has been a delay but each cabinet will involve different amounts of work to fully enable and make it ready for orders.
Rest assured we are doing everything we can to deliver service as soon as we can
Please check our website nearer the date for further updates.
Bear in mind, however, the last time I received a genuine expected date from them it was also the 24th (albeit of April, 2015), so watch out - that date may just be another incremental "placeholder" date similar to the other ones they publicly announce.
Again, please
register your interest for virgin media if you haven't already - I've attempted to get many nearby homes to also do so, so it may be a possibility. Thanks!
I'll keep you updated on any future roadworks or emails I receive regarding out BT cabinet.
Edited by thebigdolphin1 (Wed 24-Aug-16 19:23:08)