Nah, 1: I never use Tesco's, 2: Cake is better than coloured water, and 3: You're a great saver obviously - so it IS possible to 'become' Scottish.
Welcome, Falcon. you will be wanting a cuppa... yule be bringing your own teabags and boiled water then? Naw, nay sugar here, and the cows are like prunes!!
*Guesty huddles around a candle for heat - When it's REALLY cold, he
lights-t!!