Yeah mate, I understood the humour. I was laughing hard but my own response did not come across as it was intended so well. It was a gentle mickey take but sounded a bit too scolding which was not intended at all.
The nappy pin idea is all right I thought. Can imagine plucking people's eyes out with it.
Jorkila is right about BF3. Some maps are fast and frantic and there's little reliance on armoured vehicles overall (which is a shame as I'm great in a tank!). You'd love some of the more infantry based maps and there's plenty of modes like squad deathmatch that might work better for you and rush.
Skyrim is pretty tedious in terms of listening to the NPCs drivel on about their circumstances. Like I give a toss? Just tell me what you want me to do and let's get on with it! It's a godsend that you can skip sections of dialogue and cut to the chase. I used to use the subtitles for this purpose as you could be sure you wouldn't miss anything important.
I played Skrim till gone 3am this morning and only had 4 hours sleep. I'm going back in in a minute so if you don't hear from me in a while it'll be because I've died of exhaustion! Still a way off from that I think as I think I will be going to bed early tonight!