Yeah, I think a lot of people's cultures read and write back to front. Of course it would never be us Brits who are the weird ones with our strange milk in the tea drinking ways and left side of the road using shenanigans.
Maybe Mrnelster is a time traveller or something, only he was away at the time when all those games were out. Something to do with having kids perhaps? Back to the nappy part one/two and three. Finally, he's on More time in the evening or something maybe? My mates always complain they have no time to themselves now they've got kids. But no one forced them did they? Best to stay away from all that lark. More time for moonshine and games.