Why don't you two get married and i can be the best man or something

Well, sounds like someone's jealous! How about you build us a nice little contraption, like a carriage and horses and then you can be the driver?

Or you could just play the game and do a few levels yourself. That would be easier afterall. No one would need to get divorced, have sore posteriors or get sex changes! Sounds good to me.

Don't be so ridiculous, I would never marry a man without at least living together for a bit first.

Nice one matey

In reply to a post by mrnelster:

Some of these are just too funny!

Check out some of the rope climbers toward the end. Genius.

There are some clever [censored] out there

Well, I think I'll just leave that one there.