How about Auntie Timey? I know s/he's not doing much that day. 
He'd more than likely eat all the cereals. Which is good' 'cos he'll need to keep his strength up if he's going to spend his evenings prying himself off of that Vectan wall I intend to keep nailing him to.
They couldn't find your box in time? It's out for delivery already? What about getting an aunt or something sitting in for it?
I arranged 10 minute ago to have the mother in law house sit (needs must

) and then received another reply to my ticxket saying they had passed it to the warehouse to be relabelled, which I assume means they have found it. I would guess there are thousands in there, so no mean feat perhaps. I won't be cancelling the old...I mean mother in law though. Just in case there is any further confusion!
A big shout to Andy at Shopto.net in any case, not only for making such an effort to sort the issue, but for bringing the Brum Cullender one step closer to being realised.