When I have bowel movements, transit costs don't normally come into the equation either. I really hope Richard the Third ain't cockney rhyming slang ya joker! Any turds coming through my letter box are getting sent right back I tell ya! I don't care who they're from! Well, I've got a shared letter box so hopefully my neighbour will be the one to deal with your 'little package'. If it's safe then over to me!
Thanks anyway chap. It's the thought that counts...

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HAPPY XMAS TO ALL... including you Swanny! Cool video btw. I'm thinking of sending my neighbour a link but I don't know if I wanna be that cruel. To be honest though, I've seen stuff about this kind of thing before and there are quite a few astronomic theories bouncing around but I like this one best.
Who needs a messiah when you've count Santa Timey eh? Just keep away from my chimney ya dirty [censored].

There yer are, have some satsumas to play with!