Haha. You read my mind!
Mate, you are too generous.

I will have to see what I can pull out of my bat cave and send you something myself but I wouldn't know what you'd like other than games and pron. And you get the latter for free on the web, as we all know.
Maybe I will send you some of me favourite books? I've got a spare copy of Zen in the art of Motorcycle Maintenance (and before you ask I know you ain't got a motorcycle). Everyone should read this. I'll have a dig around for ya, see what I can find.
I would definitely say wait till I'm back before sending it. I know what couriers are like and it'll probably boomerang back to you if I'm not around: they only keep it for a few days I think. I always wing it when I visit the folks in case I can't hack it anymore so don't know how long I'll be away. It all depends but I'll let you know as I'm on my way back home. If you addressed it to my neighbour he could take it but he never answers the door unless he's expecting someone so he's not reliable. I'd hate GTA5 to get in the wrong hands. Never know what damage it could do to someone.
We'll have to meet up one of these days bro. I'll be down in Salisbury for a bit so that's not too far from yours I suppose.
Take it easy mate. Nighty night. I feel like shi-te. I think I'm coming down with man flu...