Let's do it later tonight,as long as you promise it's going to be the Fortresses and not Potatoe picking and Cow Milking....

I be on early evening ....First come first serve gets Timeys help

Me and me new best mate Swanster were kicking it up at the fortresses last night. It was a thoroughly professional affair, hampered only by Swanny's tendency for spontaneous human combustion.

He also worked out that you can grapple a Buzzer so that it doesn't have to land, and then of course swing about like a lunatic. I found his antics a little unnerving, so did the decent thing, parachuting to safety, leaving him to climb up to the chopper and take control. It didn't quite work out for the old boy.

Pity that.

He reckons I'm a brilliant driver too.

I found out never to trust a man who carries C4 and then kindly offers you the driving seat :/



Sorry for my departure I was trying to unplug my controller charging cable (the one that doesn't charge but supplies just enough to keep the controller working, basically turning it into a wired controller) from the ps end and then hit the invisible power switch

Edited by deleted (Mon 08-Dec-14 10:17:27)

Yea almost as good as me

In reply to a post by Lt_Swan:

I found out never to trust a man who carries C4 and then kindly offers you the driving seat :/



Sorry for my departure I was trying to unplug my controller charging cable (the one that doesn't charge but supplies just enough to keep the controller working, basically turning it into a wired controller) from the ps end and then hit the invisible power switch

Bet it was like watching Laurel and Hardy

In reply to a post by mrnelster:

He reckons I'm a brilliant driver too.

If thats the case then Swanny needs some new Glasses and a trip to Specsavers is well advised.

I heard that you never get out of second gear

I don't need you 2 to take down a Fortress,I do it on my Todd....

I found out never to trust a man who carries C4 and then kindly offers you the driving seat :/

Elephants don't have driving seats.