In reply to a post by RandomJointer:

>if I call support, yes I'll get through to a real human

Not today you won't.

There are only 18 working days in April so one wonders what the premium price for support is paying for this month.

How many working days per month does BT support have?

Even less.

The OP had some valid questions about LLU options which I tried to answer. So I don't know what your issue is here. Everyone is welcome to make their own choices, and Thinkbroadband as well as ISPReview.co.uk have plenty of customer reviews on the various broadband ISPs to make an informed decision.

The trouble is that on top of a collection of (in toto) unattainable requirements, the OP has not replied to any of the helpful posts by a few of us.

He also specifically referred to his exchange in these terms - "I've no idea who to go with though. Looks like a poor choice and frankly gives me the shudders just looking at sam knows".

Methinks, although you certainly tried to help, and I think I did, he is going to have to compromise somewhere along the line. But without further input from him I'm afraid he is on a fruitless journey.

However many days in the month.

Negative. Telling porkies does not help your marketing campaign. It just discredits it.

Missed the joke?