If possible can you actually draw out a diagram of the telephone network cabling - starting with the external dropwire(s) and where they are terminated, then the colours and pairs of wires where you can see them - show which wires are in which cable.
It really does sound as though, somewhere there is massive crosstalk, a split pair, short circuit, or a load split across circuits. It might be inside your network, in the BT network in your house, or external.
You may have to bit the bullet and get BT in to strip everything out and reconnect from dropwire to sockets. If that fails it would start to suggest the problem is external to your property.
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