"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

Lewis Carroll

I go to the supermarket and shout at the top of my voice " I have the option of 1 jar of coffee". The manager states quite correctly " Sorry sir there are at least 30 to choose from". I reply " I prefer to 'say what I mean' rather than 'mean what I say'"

It's an open forum and you got shirty about someone picking you up on your use of semantics.

Looks pretty decent! Must remember to use this when I move