Yikes, this thread has been rather busy since I last visited!
Anyway, to update, after a few weeks Virgin took care of moving it out of the way.
The council wouldn't touch it as it had a SORN in place, and the piece of land that it occupied wasn't public.
So it delayed things by a couple of months but the installation went ahead in the end. It was a right pain of a situation but it was worth it to upgrade from my horrible 10Mbps downstream / 0.75 Mbps upstream ADSL.
Edited by derby13 (Tue 11-Jul-17 19:01:18)