I've got an update on this saga.
-I have had my lovely VM Engineer go missing. His plan was to downgrade me to 600Mbit and get me on an old Hitron CGNv4 modem (DOCSIS3.0).
-I had to downgrade through Customer Services, they initially refused, so I had to file a complaint, eventually they downgraded me.
-Problem wasn't solved and no new (old) modem, the engineer was gone/missing and not answering my calls, so I called the tech faults department again.
-They sent out another engineer, I explain the whole thing to him, he says "it's the account... you need an account rebuild" so they call me back the following week, tell me I don't need a rebuild and that they will send out a senior engineer. I convince them to try the rebuild anyway.
-The rebuild (new account number) doesn't fix the issue, the promised to call me within a few days to check up but never did.
-I call them again, they send out another engineer.
-This time he spends some time and claims to have a tool to actually monitior packet loss via ethernet cable, but his tool says there are no issues. I tell him his tool is wrong, I've been dealing with this for 8 months now and have all the proof they need. He promised that his manager is going to speak with someone at 'networks'. Later that day at 15:52 the packet loss stops. I have had no communication from them other than that the firmware was updated to
7.2.4.7.9b3-CD and I observed there was 'planned maintenance' in the area the following night.
So far, after 8+ months, it finally appears the issue has been fixed. I just hope it doesn't come back!