Hi Irby,
Much appreciate your comments

TBH I also have become somewhat obsessed with this as well , also working from home its important to me as well - very impressed with your automated checking system - what has really knocked me for six is the fact in early March Cabinet 17 was installed , and within less than 3 weeks is accepting orders, as pointed out by Icarus it must be paid for by BDUK, and yet with so little customer in that area.
He also has pointed out that Openreach/BT have an algorithm for activating FTTC cabinets, not doubt its based on customer/house dwellings in given area. Guess I'll have to suffer constant Youtube,Gaming & Upload & Download pain for a bit longer .
Interested in your comment about BT , I am considering moving to them form Sky for Broadband, one reason that Sky are renowned for throttling speed for Superfast incl. Gaming, I prefer to stay with BT owing to business phone line, most Superfast BB deals insist on you moving your phone to them as well - won't be long before best deals will include, Broadband,Television,Telephone & Mobile , they'll be adding Gas & Electric next