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Just like to wish all the gamers that contribute on these gaming forums a Very Merry Christmas and a Next Generation New year...... 
Special thanks to Spook for his hypnotic posts and Nelly for his sarcastic comments and SOH ,and not forgetting Chrysalis for keeping the forum threads alive with some red hot serious banter.
Least not forget the Retro gamers Swanny and Toady stuck in a gaming time warp playing pong on a High end PC 
Thanks to Jaxx for doubling the Xbox One sales and Stateoftrance also for some great posts contributions and equally a lot of humour.
I'm sure next year the Playstation 4 will come into its own and the Xbox One will have the new Red Ring Of Death senario [ I can see Jaxx now ] it's a joke Jaxxy matey  after all my Playstation 4 was the one that got sent back.
My New Years resolution.....Spook becomes a console gamer,Nelly puts his foot through his Television because of network issues,Timey buys a Xbox one Jaxx buys a Playstation 4  and Swanny moves in with Toady for some one on one PC loving
On a serious note thanks to Spook and Nelly for making me smile with there wicked sense of humour.
Edited by time2die (Fri 20-Dec-13 00:06:52)
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Jesus, it's the 19th? Your counting is worse than your spelling.
Merry Christmas old bean.
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Yeah,there's still the best part of a week to go yet...  And don't use Timey's name in vain!
Jingle Bells
Timey yells
Jingle all the way
Me Wii U arrived
I can't survive
Without a game
to make my day
Whistle tune and repeat...
Well, my life would have been meaningless without listening to Timey prattling on and on on Skype and this forum. It doesn't matter that he repeats the same stuff over and over and over, it's just nice to hear him cackling in the background as I hang upside down from my ceiling distilling my blood brandy.
Merry funking Xmas everybody. May your sprouts be few, your turkey moist and your crackers better quality than the cra.p we had last year. I'm sure it must be Timey writing all the jokes inside them things... too much of a coincidence. 
Edited by deleted (Thu 19-Dec-13 21:09:04)
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Merry Christmas everyone have a good one
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Yeah few typos in that one��Sorted now
Edited by time2die (Fri 20-Dec-13 00:07:46)
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LOL Spook that really made me laugh!
Nice post T2D, it made me smile
It is a little early but I doubt any of us will be on here Christmas day, least I hope not I am sure we all have better things to be doing!!
Hope you all have a great Christmas and New Year, I am sure this forum will be a hive of activity in the New Year when more games are released on the Next Gen.
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I wouldn't call 6 days before Christmas early matey
Its tradition i do one of these every year
Oh I'm repeating myself again
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I wouldn't call 6 days before Christmas early matey
Its tradition i do one of these every year
Oh I'm repeating myself again
Yeah, and we love for it. You daft old git. Merry Xmas Father Timey. You may be as mad as a mongoose but without you repeating yourself all over the place all the time this forum would've been closed down years ago.
And I for one, still owe plenty of my games knowledge to your vast and cavernous experience playing games. Only 5 days now. Perhaps you timed it right? One day early I would say. But bah, humbug all the same.
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Yeah, see you in the new year Jaxx. Have a good one matey.
I will likely forget the existence of this place over the festive period and do my best to erase Timey from my mind. Seriously!
No. Only jokin'!!!
I'll pop in over the festive period and keep old man Time company. It's what he lives for, poor fella.
Edited by deleted (Fri 20-Dec-13 10:04:26)
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Yea happy winter solstice to you and everyone else here
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And a belated merry Autumn equinox to you. Had no idea you was a pagan mate.
Yeah, that time of year again when the Earth's rotational axial tilt leaves us high latitude fellas out in the cold and dark.
Now it all makes sense: PS3, interest in bikes/motors... I expect you've got a long beard too haven't you? And a strangely shaped staff and pointy hat. Wow, you could be Gandalf on a chopper!!
Merry Xmas Swanny! Oh, I meant Winter Solstice!
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Gandalf on a chopper could be the new title for the next LOTR sequel
Merry Christmas all, hopefully you've all bought yourself something you really want for Christmas, I know in did (BF4 xbox one)
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Not pagan or religious in anyway I don't do any of that BS
But looking forward to longer days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os
No long beard yet I'm saving that for my 50's
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Jorkila apologies i never gave you a mention matey Happy Xmas to you mate and keep posting we need the support in this Gaming forum for sure.
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Im going to surprise you after Christmas and send you something as a late Christmas present for Free from Father Timey with Love
I don't care about postage costs as long as Richard the Third goes through your letterbox costs and transit charges don't come into it.
Happy Christmas Spook
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It just shows what a joke the current religious system is
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Blimey Spook looks like Old Man Time has given you his PS3
Better add me, I'll even invite you to SMEG
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When I have bowel movements, transit costs don't normally come into the equation either. I really hope Richard the Third ain't cockney rhyming slang ya joker! Any turds coming through my letter box are getting sent right back I tell ya! I don't care who they're from! Well, I've got a shared letter box so hopefully my neighbour will be the one to deal with your 'little package'. If it's safe then over to me!
Thanks anyway chap. It's the thought that counts...
And
HAPPY XMAS TO ALL... including you Swanny! Cool video btw. I'm thinking of sending my neighbour a link but I don't know if I wanna be that cruel. To be honest though, I've seen stuff about this kind of thing before and there are quite a few astronomic theories bouncing around but I like this one best.
Who needs a messiah when you've count Santa Timey eh? Just keep away from my chimney ya dirty [censored]. There yer are, have some satsumas to play with!
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Let's hope so mate. I'm really perturbed about the Richard the third reference... But if it's a PS3 then I'll definitely be looking for some online mates to play with.
To tell the truth Timey matey, I'll have to give you some dollars for it. But we'll talk about that after Xmas. I'm not paying for your latest big jobbie tho.
It'll be very interesting to see what this console lark is about. Any more donations... send them to: cheap as.s spook...
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Full length version of it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWX53mMWapg
Long enough to really [censored] off a christian or two
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Ho ho ho! I am gonna watch it now and send it to my upstair's creationist neighbour... I'm cruel!
Tell you what though there's no point sharing reason with some people. I'd love to get my neighbour talking with other people far more intellectual and knowledgeable than myself.
Good find tho mate. Makes a lot of sense. I am listening as I type... Very compelling. We've been here before then, many times. This brings it all together very well tho... 
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There was a bloke preaching the word of god in Bath today, I thought about telling him his god was probably an alien but couldn't be arsed
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Save it for the Jehova's Witnesses when they come round! Can't remember if you've played Skyrim or not (think you have?!) but that annoying Talos worshipper guy preaching like a nutter at Whiterun got a quick chop to the head!
How did that bloke know he was preaching the word of god? Blasphemer I say! Lucky we don't have stoning anymore...
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Yep never been religious myself
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Its packed ready to be shipped to your address with a Brand new Copy of GTA5,wanted to do it before Christmas but i got sidelined and the days have just slipped by,so day after Boxing day I'm shipping it regardless.
i don't want any money for it either,thats not the point here,it was packed away in a darkened corner of a closet in a box and i doubt i would ever have used it again if I'm honest.
So my theory is simple,why not give it to Count Spook who will get some use out of it and give him a taste at console gaming.you never know he might get a taste for it and consider a Playstation 4 or a Xbox One in the future�..
And before you ask��.No I'm not sending you one of those
Cheeky Feeker
Edited by time2die (Fri 20-Dec-13 18:46:27)
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Haha. You read my mind! 
Mate, you are too generous. I will have to see what I can pull out of my bat cave and send you something myself but I wouldn't know what you'd like other than games and pron. And you get the latter for free on the web, as we all know.
Maybe I will send you some of me favourite books? I've got a spare copy of Zen in the art of Motorcycle Maintenance (and before you ask I know you ain't got a motorcycle). Everyone should read this. I'll have a dig around for ya, see what I can find.
I would definitely say wait till I'm back before sending it. I know what couriers are like and it'll probably boomerang back to you if I'm not around: they only keep it for a few days I think. I always wing it when I visit the folks in case I can't hack it anymore so don't know how long I'll be away. It all depends but I'll let you know as I'm on my way back home. If you addressed it to my neighbour he could take it but he never answers the door unless he's expecting someone so he's not reliable. I'd hate GTA5 to get in the wrong hands. Never know what damage it could do to someone.
We'll have to meet up one of these days bro. I'll be down in Salisbury for a bit so that's not too far from yours I suppose.
Take it easy mate. Nighty night. I feel like shi-te. I think I'm coming down with man flu...
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That's workmanship! Packet of gravel? Oh yes.
Was thinking you could try and convert a Jehova's Witness when he's stood on the doorstep. You could invite them in and put that film clip on! Then have a discussion and if they're annoying you too much, tell it's time to go or you'll call the police. Hahahha.
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Just tell me when you want me to send it ok,if its not after Boxing day when would you like it,you tell me the date right and i sort it�..Are you at your parents this Crimbo or what ? Bo Selecta
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Yup - gonna be visiting family, they all live in Salisbury. Will let you know when I'm back. Might hang around for New Year's Eve like I normally do. Depends who's around.
I was thinking you sure you haven't seen some poor orphaned kid with no money to buy a console around who would be a better candidate for your generosity? Mind you, he could always have it after I'm finished with it I guess.
Ta matey.
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Old Timey's Proper Bo! I tell thee.
He's only doing it so you're in his pocket and will expect you to defend him when I initiate full Brumcullenderisation on the [semi] northern monkey. If I know you PC gamers, he could achieve such loyalty with simply a Cadbury's selection box and a tube of barbecue Pringles.
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Would have done the same for you Nelly if you required one which you don't ,pointless letting it gather dust in a gaming box,someone might as well check it out and since Spook is one of the few on have regular chats with on Skype and not just on these faceless forums it's his for the taking.
Anyway I'm busy on me Nintendo Wii U....Proper Bo next generation that is
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I only really like the plain Pringles really!
More addictive than crack
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...get me a few pints of Guinness and I'm anybody's. You dancing Vivian?
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A telescope with a mouse in it!
Rik - Viv are you dancing?
Vivian - Are you asking?
Rik - Yeah
Vivian - Well P*ss Off
You didn't miss that one then. Classic...
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